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>At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
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>Finally, the guys' side of the story.
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>(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
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>We always hear "the rules"
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>From the female side.
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>Now here are the rules from the male side.
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>These are our rules!
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>Please note... these are all numbered "1"
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>ON PURPOSE!
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>1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
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>You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
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>We need it up, you need it down.
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>You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
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>1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
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>Or the changing of the tides.
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>Let it be.
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>1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
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>And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
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>1. Crying is blackmail.
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>1. Ask for what you want.
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>Let us be clear on this one:
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>Subtle hints do not work!
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>Strong hints do not work!
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>Obvious hints do not work!
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>Just say it!
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>1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
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>Question.
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>1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
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>That's what we do.
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>Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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>1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
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>See a doctor.
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>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
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>In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
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>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
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>Don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
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>Don't ask us.
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>1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
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>And one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
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>We meant the other one.
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>1. You can either ask us to do something
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>Or tell us how you want it done.
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>Not both.
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>If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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>1. Whenever possible,
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>Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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>1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
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>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
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>Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
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>Fruit.
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>We have no idea what mauve is.
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>1. if it itches, it will be scratched.
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>We do that.
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>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
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>We will act like nothing's wrong.
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>We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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>1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
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>Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
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>Is fine...Really.
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>1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
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>Prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
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>Or monster trucks.
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>1. You have enough clothes.
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>1. You have too many shoes.
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>1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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>1. Thank you for reading this.
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>Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
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>But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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>Pass this to as many men as you can -
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>To give them a laugh.
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>Pass this to as many women as you can -
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>To give them a bigger laugh!!
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